Happy New Year to you drinks fans!
Here we are in the new year, and a new drinks cave, to make
merry with the most high spirited of drinks or die horribly in the process.
Today’s offering is a mysterious brew purchased in an interstate
supermarket nary to be seen again. Entitled
“Prune Drink” in English, the remainder of its content and origin shall remain
a mystery thanks to the Drinks Master’s illiteracy in Chinese. However one reassuring visual cue was the
ring of “MMMMMMMMMMMM” stamped prominently on the lid – surely evidence of sound
of deliciousness. A brief crawl of the
online world revealed that the brew was known in various restaurants of the
world, although remained an unnamed mystery beyond “Prune Juice”. It shall therefore be forever known as “Mysterious
Prune Drink”.
Prunes are commonly thought to aid in the relief of
constipation, as they are rather high in fibre.
Word to the wise: don’t guzzle prune juice lest you wish to get to know
your local commode on a much... much more intimate basis. Prunes are also chock full of sugar, “One serving of prune juice accounts for 80
percent of the recommended daily sugar intake if you are a woman and 53 percent
of the recommended daily sugar intake if you are a man” (http://www.livestrong.com/article/468770-drinking-prune-juice-before-meals/#ixzz2GytyvG77)
Prunes, as we all know, are merely dried plums so it may be
more logical to consider this more a plum drink. However, not fazed by the dire risk of diarrhoea,
your hero took the plunge (into the drink not the toilet) with gusto.
First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less |
Mysterious Prune Drink comes in a small portly glass bottle
secured by a metal screw cap, which reminded your hero of the ‘Holy Hand
Grenade of Antioch’ from Monty Python’s Quest for the Holy Grail. The metal screw cap served to be a mighty adversary,
which was puzzling given that the stereotypical audience of prune intake are
older citizens. But, after some grunting
and squeezing, the cap released with a loud ‘thock’!
First sips released a sweet yet smokey fruit drink, which provided
distinct, yet subtle, hints of prune.
Further slurps culminated in a flavour akin to flat weak cola. Overall the flavour wasn't offensive, but it was
unnecessarily sweet, likely due to added sugar.
Perhaps this is the underdeveloped palette’s version of a more sophisticated
brew? It’s difficult to advise what this
drink would best be paired with, aside from a newspaper or a good book.
Having consumed a full 300ml bottle of Mysterious Prune
Drink, the Drinks Master now lays in wait for the intestinal malarkey that may
follow. Stay tuned drinks fans, for a
more spritely and cleansed reviewer is on the horizon.